Big Broccoli

What Big Broccoli can do for you

Heighten your vegetable awareness

Strengthen your cerebral cortex
Lower your insurance rate
Become a mogul
Help you spell cruciferous
Increase antibody production
Have you thinking green
Replenish your Chi
Prevent mutiny
Turn a sandwich into a banquet
Thwart alien abductions
Make your mechanic happy
Improve your golf score
Steal the thunder

About the app

When you merge together a cruciferous vegetable like broccoli with Big Button technology, what you get is hours of fun for family and friends alike! They say laughter is the best medicine, and the Big Broccoli Button is just what the doctor ordered. Just press the big button and hear the cries of “big broccoli!” Then enjoy the release of endorphins as your epiglottis begins to constrict your larynx! In other words, laugh til you cry!

Testimonials

“I can’t get out of bed in the morning without my Big Broccoli Button.”

– Phil C. from Texas

“I don’t normally download apps, but when I do, I download Big Broccoli.”
– Trevor Y. from Pennsyltucky

“I use Big Broccoli every night after supper, and my wife is the happiest she has ever been!”
– John D. from Utah

“I have a passion for motorcycles and working with my hands. Big Broccoli was the next logical step. I’m on my way to an exciting career.”
– Brandon Scot from Texas

“Great part about the button is I don’t have to floss after using it.”
– Hal “Toothpick” Green

“Nothing out there compares to the Awesomeness that is Big Broccoli. B3 forever!”
– Tony C. from NYC

“I can breathe easy now thanks to the Big Broccoli Button.”
– Maggie R. from Indiana

“I use Big Broccoli, because size does matter.”
– Matt H. – Chicken Connoisseur

“The two most powerful words in the world today…BIG BROCCOLI”
– Prof. Adams from Vermont

“If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find it, maybe you can download, The Big Broccoli Button.”
– The B-Team

“Just 15 minutes of B3 in the morning, and you’ll be on your way to stronger, sexier abs.”
– Jill F. – Personal Trainer

“Big Broccoli is even better than Bonzi Buddy!
– Steve W. from Madison, Wisconsin

“Big Broccoli saved my LIFE!”
– Joey P. from Arkansas

“Big Broccoli is the best thing that has happened to me in ages!”
– Jenny L. from Montana

“The BBB has brought me closer to God.”
– anonymous

“OMG…I used the Big Broccoli Button and it had me ROTFL for hours!”
– Susie Q. from Louisiana

“There’s always room for Big Broccoli.”
– Bill C. from California

WARNING – Possible SIDE EFFECTS may include:

vomiting from excessive laughter – temporary loss of breath – sudden uncontrollable urges to slap one or both of your knees – watery eyes – sore jaw muscles – bending at the waist – fracturing of the humorous bone – urge to urinate – milk exiting through your nostrils – inability to form coherent sentences – typing the letters “LOL” – cartwheels – bruising of the index finger – kissing strangers – dividing by 0 – giddiness – sweaty feet – hunger – reupholstering of your living room couch

Should the effects of the Big Broccoli Button last more than 4 hours, seek medical attention immediately.

If you are currently using any other vegetable based button apps, please consult your physician before using the Big Broccoli Button.

– No broccoli was harmed in the making of this app –